This one is so self-explanatory I could have thrown a transformer with the words “ruined childhood,” printed all over and you’d have guessed. Honestly the topic of conversation was a dumbass even BEFORE this brand new pre-pubescent cartoon killer of a movie idea emerged. I don’t know how many explosions have to occur beforeMichael Bay wakes up and realizes he’s been a complete special effects cock nugget for the last five years. Continue reading
