Learning? or Drooling?

If anyone has been to school you’ve had at least one day in the span of minimum a month, where you can’t keep your eyes open for the life of you. The brain is telling the body that you need to wake the hell up and pay attention to what’s going on and does your body listen? if left to nature no it won’t. Your eyelids will feel like someone is pulling them down with 2 ton weights, turning you into a drooling zombie right smack in the middle of class. Not only does this kind of mental drowsiness lead to sharpie mustaches on your face, and cartoon genitalia scribbled all over your notes and assignments, but your grades drop as well.

But what are we supposed to do? especially as a university student stress is knocking at your doorstep every 5 seconds. The kind of stress that makes you lose more hair then you would in chemotherapy and drinking so many energy drinks your cartoon comparison would be Thumper from Bambi. It’s a privilege to be a student, but at the same time it’s a curse, turning students into medical advertisements, showing the bright side of being a student, the future ahead of us.. but at the end of the ad revealing that side effects are drowsiness, depression, heart irregularities, sleep deprivation and a knack for studying an unhealthy amount of time.

Fuck our lives.

-Anonymous

Dumbass Corner #1 Jersey Fail

Although this spot is normally reserved for the most retarded of INDIVIDUALS, I feel it absolutely necessary to include the entire cast of Jersey Shore in the first segment of Dumbass Corner. My reasoning is simple, the collective brain cells gathered from every member = one brain. One brain, one individual. So let’s go from there.

The show is basically a gigantic guido/guidette soap opera. Whores and dipshits whining and complaining, biting and scratching, grappling in their handicapped net every STD known to man and the collective wisdom of a goldfish. How a show like this propels to stardom is beyond me, but it very clearly marks how the entertainment industry is spiraling into a non-stop flight path toward stupidity. People are literally giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to these shit heads for boosting their ego’s to the point of explosion on television, and whoring themselves out to randoms and each other.

There’s no plotline, there’s no real drama, it’s staged bullshit that they like to name “a jersey thing.” Or however they bloody pronounce it. It’s a televised disease poisoning the mind of anyone who watches it, drawing them in quicker than crack cocaine. Does that make the show good? no, the fact that Eiffel 65 got famous over one song is proof of that. This binge wont last forever, and soon enough the entire cast will end up back where they belong, in a trash can searching for hair gel and condoms.

Remember.. GTL.

- Anonymous