Although this spot is normally reserved for the most retarded of INDIVIDUALS, I feel it absolutely necessary to include the entire cast of Jersey Shore in the first segment of Dumbass Corner. My reasoning is simple, the collective brain cells gathered from every member = one brain. One brain, one individual. So let’s go from there.
The show is basically a gigantic guido/guidette soap opera. Whores and dipshits whining and complaining, biting and scratching, grappling in their handicapped net every STD known to man and the collective wisdom of a goldfish. How a show like this propels to stardom is beyond me, but it very clearly marks how the entertainment industry is spiraling into a non-stop flight path toward stupidity. People are literally giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to these shit heads for boosting their ego’s to the point of explosion on television, and whoring themselves out to randoms and each other.
There’s no plotline, there’s no real drama, it’s staged bullshit that they like to name “a jersey thing.” Or however they bloody pronounce it. It’s a televised disease poisoning the mind of anyone who watches it, drawing them in quicker than crack cocaine. Does that make the show good? no, the fact that Eiffel 65 got famous over one song is proof of that. This binge wont last forever, and soon enough the entire cast will end up back where they belong, in a trash can searching for hair gel and condoms.