The flashing lights signify a musical entity at the end of a (for the most part) dark generation of music. Swooping through the class of the 40’s to the weed-worthy 70’s and the sexy but lighthearted Britney dominated 90’s years we’ve found ourselves in a rut. There hasn’t been a way to describe the last ten years except I don’t know, crap?
Jeep has been on the back burner of my collective mind for a while now. Roosting its stay until the revelation of a brand new concept vehicle to show the world. Well, I give you something so astoundingly ugly, a construction company CEO would laugh in its face and tell it to ride the lone mountain trail back to hell.
You may be born ugly, made ugly or try to be ugly, but whatever road you took to arrive at the destination that is your repulsive self there remains a united accessory.
An author from Chongqing, China has written an entire novel on the walls of this abandoned house. Now I realize recycling has taken off and is a big deal to most people, but when you forfeit Word or paper so you can use your wallpaper instead we might be throwing ourselves a little too much in that direction.
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Probably one of the worst movies I’ve ever had the privilege to gaze upon in recent years, the Divide makes itself out to be a post-apocalyptic basement survival story after a nuclear strike hits a city and most of the western world. Karma.
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Stay classy McDonalds. The golden arches made an appearance once again on the negative nancy side of news when an employee gave a raunchy bit of mouth to mouth with the two returned soft drinks at a McDonalds in South Carolina. Leave it to the states no less the south to remain unable to keep a gob of spit in their face holes. The world is a spit-tray, and the saying goes as far as your food and drink.
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The smug look seconds before a railway sign took his head clean off.
Just when you think you couldn’t be any more of a first world problem dude, throw a mirror in front of yourself if you ever anticipate losing a ton of information that wasn’t able to be saved during a freak computer crash.
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Why has the great horror genre collapsed like the Roman Empire? Why is it acceptable that a film in this genre generating more than fifty million dollars is considered successful?
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You ever been to a nightclub, restaurant lounge or 7-11 and noticed a completely wasted lady waddling around like an emperor penguin? The kind of droopy eyed, half drooling, barely clothed type that looks like it’s got more grime than a shopping mall toilet on a Saturday night? Oh to the classy ladies.
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