Stay classy McDonalds. The golden arches made an appearance once again on the negative nancy side of news when an employee gave a raunchy bit of mouth to mouth with the two returned soft drinks at a McDonalds in South Carolina. Leave it to the states no less the south to remain unable to keep a gob of spit in their face holes. The world is a spit-tray, and the saying goes as far as your food and drink.
The employee had apparently been handed two cups of ice-tea that were apparently “not sweet enough” for the customers liking. I imagine the duo had body types that ranged from Michelin Man to an over-inflated marshmallow, and an attitude that suggests they must get 5-star service out of a McDonalds, because a proper restaurant was simply too far for themselves, and the excessive waddling could create a rather nasty rash.
You can always trust dark people to make fast food right. Or filipinos.
I believe the employee was right; people need to calm their shit and realize a seven-dollar value meal isn’t worth giving an employee shit because your already unhealthy diet has been accidentally ruined by an accidentally better-for-you beverage. And don’t give me that “well I paid for it” crap; the bloody drink costs less than an elastic at Dollarama. I’m not in any way condoning of course the use of bodily fluids in people’s meals. In fact quite the opposite I think it’s downright disgusting that you’d expel any sort of fluid into another’s lunch like it was getting a facial after a rousing game of foreplay. There are better ways to take care of things than this, if it’s bothering you so bad help others out by letting management know, leaving you out of the crosshairs and more importantly, your food.
The Wayne
Editor
“people need to calm their shit and realize a seven-dollar value meal isn’t worth giving an employee shit because your already unhealthy diet has been accidentally ruined by an accidentally better-for-you beverage.” LMAO. I’m convinced people give the employees shit because they think it’s fun.